Todd & Sam Rappaport

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Todd: Bo wants to turn me into his scapegoat!
Sam: "Scapegoat"?? Wait a minute here! Of all the people that I know personally in the entire world, you are the person who pays the consequences of his actions the least!
Todd: Hey, I have been to jail!


Todd: All I knew was that I needed to get Will out of the way until you could get things cleared up.
Sam: Oh, I see, so "out of the way" would be in a cargo container with the hopes that he'd never come back?
Todd: Okay, so maybe I could have given that one a little more thought.


Todd: (to Sam) You just really like it when my life is totally messed up because that way you have something to feel all superior about.


Todd: You know, Sam, my life is fine right now. I'm actually happy, which is what you said you always wanted for me. Isn't that right, Coach?
Sam: Don't give me that "Coach" stuff, Todd. I know exactly what that means to you.


Sam: Your Honor, I have known Todd and Blair for many years. And I know their daughter Starr to be as precocious a child as they are unorthodox as parents.
Todd: Oh, this is going well.