Todd & Dorian

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Dorian: Todd, could I buy you a drink?
Todd: No.
Dorian: Oh. I guess you don't want to drink on the job.
Todd: No, I just don't want to drink with you.
Dorian: (to herself) What an utterly disgusting human being.


Todd: Look, you're wasting your time with this "let's be friends" routine. I know what you're after.
Dorian: And what's that?
Todd: You've been driving yourself nuts trying to figure out what Blair and I were doing when you dropped by her place today. Well, you can save your "keep your hands off my niece" speech. We're just friends.
Dorian: I'll be SO relieved if it stays that way!


Todd: (about Dorian) At first, I couldn't figure out why she was so anxious to have a drink with me.
Blair: Well, she has a thing for younger men.
Todd: Yeah, from what I hear I'm a little too old for her.


Todd: You know something, Dorian, I read once that I was supposed to say something nice to somebody when I left their house. So... (giving it some thought and coming up with nothing, apparently) Wow. Well, hope you stay out of prison.
Dorian: Same to you.


[Todd has been shot, and Dorian's been giving Blair medical advice via phone]
Tea: The antibiotics kick in yet? You feeling any better?
Todd: Anything in that bag for pain?
Tea: No. Dorian didn't prescribe anything for pain.
Todd: I'm shocked.