Todd & Alex

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Alex: (to Blair) I would certainly never say that I was pregnant just to get --
Todd: All right, you watch your mouth, Alex. I own this place, remember? You insult my wife again, and I'll throw you out of here so fast I won't even blink.
Alex: Todd. My goodness. This is just one man's wife telling one man's ex-wife that I'm having a wonderful relationship with her husband!


Alex: Carlo died a terribly tragic death, but the only thing that I am guilty of is loving him too much.
Todd: And who isn't guilty of that once or twice?


Nigel: You said something earlier about needing Madam Alex’s bone marrow.
Todd: Yeah, if I have to, I'll suck it out of her with my teeth.


Alex: I want a life that is stress-free, not to mention free of certain people. And I'm afraid Llanview doesn't fit the bill.
Nigel: No, Llanview will never be accused of being peaceful.
Todd: Why would you want peaceful? Look, Llanview needs you. You know, there's a huge groundswell to have you come back and be Mayor.


[Todd is looking all over the hospital for Alex]
Todd: Have you seen a woman -- she smells like a wet muskrat. Okay, very blonde, very nuts.
Candy Striper: Oh, yeah, her. She's roaming around here somewhere, looking for a full-length mirror.