Todd & R.J.

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R.J.: What, are you thinking I'd just forgive and forget?
Todd: I don't think of you at all, R.J.


R.J.: Come on, you should hit me! It'll make you feel better. If you can't make love, make war!
Todd: I'm warning you, R.J....
R.J.: I really think it would help. It would make you feel less...impotent.


[R.J. tried to trick Todd by leaving him a note that Tea once left R.J.]
Todd: You're a sentimental idiot. What do you do -- do you keep every note every lover ever sent you? Do you wrap them up in a ribbon and then keep them in a book with, like, little hearts on it and dried flowers?
R.J.: You know, that's funny, I mean, coming from you. Read all about it folks -- the world's richest boy! But guess what! He's all alone. That's right, he's got nothing, 'cause everyone in his life is busy running away from him as fast as they can. And can you blame them?


[Todd accuses R.J. of stealing his car]
Todd: So, you arranged this, right?
R.J.: Look, if I wanted to do something to you, I wouldn't steal your car.


R.J.: Watch it, Manning.
Todd: You watch it. What's the matter, R.J.? You having a bad hair day?
R.J.: No, no. But I understand you have trouble getting it up in the morning.
Todd: Oh, I get it. You woke up on the wrong side of the dred.