Todd & Asa

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[Todd comes to see Asa after Asa has learned that Todd is Victor Lord's son]
Asa: I knew eventually you'd show up, Manning. Or is it Lord? Todd Lord?
Todd: Word gets around, huh?
Asa: Well, whatever rock you crawled out from under had to be a kind of a special rock, because it had a big vein of gold running through it.
Todd: More or less.


[Todd questions Asa about the time Blair faked a pregnancy while she and Asa were married]
Asa: She was going to fake a miscarriage. But the poor thing fell, didn't have a chance. She ended up in the hospital, and Larry Wolek called her on her "delicate situation," which he knew wasn't so delicate.
Todd: So that's how you found out?
Asa: Well, kind of. I mean, I was on the trail.
Todd: Look, if she wasn’t pregnant...
Asa: Well, she claimed that she really thought she was pregnant. She'd had, uh, what they call a "hysterical pregnancy."
Todd: And you believed that?


Asa: I told you, Bo, not to underestimate Manning. He's a shrewd one -- takes after his old man.


Asa: (to Todd) You know something? You're not half-bad, Manning. The two of us, we should form a club. We'll call it The Survivors of Blair Daimler.


Asa: Any jury seeing that video will know why Max bumped me off -- sleeping with my wife behind my back.
Todd: Isn't that how people usually sleep with your wife?