Todd & Patrick

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Todd: If you're looking for your girlfriend, she left. I -- I guess you just couldn't take it, hearing all about your love life.
Patrick: And what do you know about love? You're so twisted, you hurting the one person that actually cares about you. And why? Because she made you feel something?
Todd: Oh, I felt something, all right -- when I saw the two of you rolling around on the floor like animals.


Patrick: I swear to God, if you use Margaret's name one more time --
Todd: What are you gonna do -- write a nasty poem?


Marty: I was part of what happened that night you kidnapped your own child. I went to the Wild Swan -- I found Patrick unconscious with the drug you gave him in bed with Blair.
Todd: Patrick and Blair in bed together? You're kidding! My loving wife?


[Marty says that she has learned to face things head on thanks to Patrick]
Todd: Oh, great, now I get to hear how Patrick saved your life after what he's done to my life!
Marty: What?? You cannot blame Patrick for every calamity that's happened to you since Ireland!
Todd: Oh, really?? Look, I'm the one who's walking around with matching bullet holes in him! I'm the one with an impending divorce!


[Patrick is part of the team resucing Todd and Marty after they are stranded in the wilderness]
Todd: We gotta stop meeting like this, Patrick.