Todd & David

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[Todd visits David in jail]
Todd: Far cry from those fine lunches at the country club, huh, Ace?
David: Hi! Say, I got a question for you. The food always this bad?
Todd: Yeah. Unless you get convicted and sent to Statesville and then the accommodations will be a lot more...accommodating.


David: Well, I admit Dorian and I -- well, she and I had a pretty good thing going together until you and that little whore of a wife stepped in.
Todd: Are you calling Blair a whore?
David: No. She just married you for your money.
Todd: Which is really all you were after. Does that make you a whore?


[Todd gets a phone call from Blair, but tells David it was a wrong number]
David: Did I hear you mention something about a baby to that wrong number?
Todd: Did you hear me mention to airport security that you're a male prostitute?


Blair: Wait -- you ran into David Vickers down here in Mexico and you didn't even mention it to me, Todd?
Todd: Well, who cares about him? I haven't thought about him since -- since he left Llanview. Wouldn't want to. Guy tried to take me for $27.8 million.
David: Would have settled for the .8.


[Foreign cops have come to arrest David -- thanks to a tip from Todd]
David: Who are these guys?
Todd: Okay, you remember the trouble that you were having in Morocco? Well, now it's time for you to pay the piper -- or I guess you could say it's time for you to pay the "hookaher."