Todd & Kelly

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Kelly: (to Andrew) But that is the secret to fashion. Take what's expected, and turn it on its head.
Todd: It's always been my philosophy.
Kelly: Don't tell me -- you've gotta be Todd! Hi, I'm Kelly! Your wife's cousin! Which makes us cousins, too! Isn't that cool?? (giggling)
Todd: (imitating Kelly's voice) So cool!


[Kelly is upset to find Todd in the publisher's office at The Sun]
Kelly: Get out. Get out, or I'm going to have security throw you out!
Todd: Okay, you're a little slow -- today. (slowly) Blair...gave me...her shares...of...The Sun.
Kelly: Excuse me? What, is she out of her mind?
Todd: Well, she did marry Max, don't forget.
Kelly: Todd, even if she did, I still control this paper.
Todd: You don't understand. See, I have Blair's shares, and I have your shares. Your shares plus Blair's shares equals this is now my chair.


Kelly: (about Paloma) She said one word that I understood completely -- "el diablo."
Todd: That's two words.
Kelly: "El diablo" means "the devil."
Todd: Yeah, no, no. I know what it means.
Kelly: Uh-huh. That means you.


Kelly: My point is what is this standing-by-your-woman thing even though she had been lying to you and forgiving her? She'd been lying to you all along. That is not like Todd.
Todd: Sorry to disappoint you, Kelly.
Kelly: In fact, it's very un-Toddlike.
Todd: Oh, you know, I can't even tell you how little your opinion means to me.


Kelly: You're going to tell me that you feel so bad about Blair’s feelings that you race out and adopt a baby? No, I don't think so.
Todd: Is it so hard to believe that even a lowlife like me would want Blair to be happy? You don't really have to answer that.