Todd & Kevin

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Todd: You're never going to cut me any slack, are you, Kevin?
Kevin: You know, you have a real knack for forgetting all the damage you left in your wake.
Todd: Marty and I have been over that, Kevin. We've moved on. I accept responsibility. She knows that. We've managed to put all that behind us. Leave the past where it is.
Kevin: Yeah, well, Marty is not the only one whose life you ruined. Now I want you to remember that. Please don't forget that.
Todd: What, are you saying I wrecked your life, too?
Kevin: You tried.


Kevin: You know, Todd, I don't blame you for enjoying your money or all the things your money can buy.
Todd: Oh, gee, thanks, Kev. I don't blame you for having your mother's money either.


Kevin: So I'm going to make you an offer right now, and you're going to say yes.
Todd: You can see the future? Can you read minds, too?
Kevin: I can read your mind -- like a book. Right now, you're wondering how to get rid of me.
Todd: That's too easy. I think that every time I see you.


Todd: What's with you and married women, Kevin? What is it -- the challenge? The extra little illicit thrill?
Kevin: You know, at least I ask them their permission first.
Todd: Go ahead. Get on my good side.


Todd: Okay, what's the big family emergency, then?
Viki: This is about my children, okay?
Todd: Kevin's not here, is he?