Todd & Max

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Todd: I've been trying to break up Max and Blair...because every time I look at you, Max, my heart goes pitter-patter.
Max: Shut up, Manning.
Todd: Oh, come on, Max. Our love is nothing to be ashamed of.


Max: (about Skye) Why would she lie about your part in this?
Todd: Because she's crazy.
Max: No, she isn't. She's tried to break up me and Blair before, but she never brought you into this.
Todd: Well, why don't you sleep with her again? Maybe she'll tell you then.


Max: The lady who called said the devil was here. She was right.
Todd: Mm-hmm -- you're here now. You know, with your new Backstreet Max haircut, I can almost see those horns.


Max: You don't deserve Blair's love.
Todd: You didn't deserve to have her baby. But, hey, he's in a better place now.
Max: Don't, Todd. I'm warning you.
Todd: Too bad Blair lost your baby. But look at it this way -- it's, you know, one less kid you got to really trouble yourself with walking out on later.


Blair: That so long ago when we met. We were so depressed -- we thought our lives were over.
Todd: Yeah, well, you were with Max. Your life was over.