Todd & Gabrielle

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Todd: Gabrielle Buchanan, come on down!
Gabrielle: I heard you the first time, Todd. The second, the third, the fourth.
Todd: Well, then, what kept you?


Todd: Max made a little change in the wedding plans. He cancelled the wedding.
Gabrielle: He did what?
Todd: Cancelled the wedding.
Gabrielle: How long for?
Todd: No, he didn't postpone it. He cancelled the wedding. He deep-sixed it. He 86'd it. He -- it's not going to happen.
Gabrielle: Max cancelled the wedding?
Todd: Okay, I don't know how to say it in Argentinean.


Todd: Gabrielle, you know why you don't have any money? Because you're an idiot.


Gabrielle: Todd, I need a word.
Todd: Guess what word I have in my mind.


Gabrielle: Now, why would you want to send me to Australia?
Todd: I've created a new position for you, Gabrielle. It's called roving fashion editor.
Gabrielle: In Australia?
Todd: Sure. Anyone can cover Paris, but you -- you go to Australia, you have the whole continent all to yourself. Plus, you talk funny, so you'll fit right in.