Todd & Addie

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[Todd has come to see Addie on her birthday...he hands her a gift]
Todd: This is from Starr. Happy birthday.
Addie: From Starr! I'm so happy! Oh!
Todd: You don't remember what she gave you for your birthday last year, do you? That could be, like, a box of piranha.
Addie: Is it?
Todd: Don't know. Left my x-ray goggles at home.
Addie: Would you like to borrow mine?
Todd: No thanks.


[Addie's working on something at her desk; Todd's intrigued]
Todd: No, really, Addie, what are you doing? Is it like an art project? It's an escape plan, isn't it?


Todd: So, did you remember to take your "crazy begone" pills this morning?
Addie: My what? Oh, oh, my pills. Oh, yes. And with some wonderful-tasting orange juice.
Todd: Oh, terrific.


Todd: Okay, just to get this straight -- Blair seduced Dr. Troy MacIver.
Addie: Yes. But she only did it to help Sam. She would do anything for her friend Sam. Todd? You look sad. Is something wrong?


Todd: (to Starr) It's a really long and really screwed up story, but it turns out that Addie is actually the sane grandmother in our family.